please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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