i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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