And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
