i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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