And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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