Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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