I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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