I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
worst night to have a conscience
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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