Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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