Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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