Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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