He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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