I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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