He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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