also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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