You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
COCAINE IS GR8
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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