Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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