I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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