Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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