Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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