This girl is more easily done than said...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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