Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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