In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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