Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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