Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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