Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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