return my video game
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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