I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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