she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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