i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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