have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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