I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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