dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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