So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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