It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I will be naked everywhere
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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