i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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