So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment