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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string

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• (714): View more from California

  you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.

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