Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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