How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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