Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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