If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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