drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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