When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
