It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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