she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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