We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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