is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All I want is dick and wine.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
