So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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