please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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