Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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