Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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