Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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