Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
