Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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