You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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