I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i now understand why vodka
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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